• Carpenter Humor T-Shirt — "Let’s play carpenter: first we get hammered, then I nail you." - inkprint
  • Carpenter Humor T-Shirt — "Let’s play carpenter: first we get hammered, then I nail you." - inkprint
  • Carpenter Humor T-Shirt — "Let’s play carpenter: first we get hammered, then I nail you." - inkprint
  • Carpenter Humor T-Shirt — "Let’s play carpenter: first we get hammered, then I nail you." - inkprint
  • Carpenter Humor T-Shirt — "Let’s play carpenter: first we get hammered, then I nail you." - inkprint
  • Carpenter Humor T-Shirt — "Let’s play carpenter: first we get hammered, then I nail you." - inkprint
  • Carpenter Humor T-Shirt — "Let’s play carpenter: first we get hammered, then I nail you." - inkprint
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Carpenter Humor T-Shirt — "Let’s play carpenter: first we get hammered, then I nail you."

Carpenter Humor T-Shirt — "Let’s play carpenter: first we get hammered, then I nail you."

$23.01 USD
$23.01 USD
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  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings a dry, playful edge to anyone who loves hands-on work and offbeat humor. The soft, broken-in feel of the fabric and the mellow, lived-in color let the cheeky text sit comfortably—like a wink from a fellow maker at the job site or the bar. Wear it after a day of woodworking, at weekend hangouts, or while trading trade stories; it reads like a private joke that warms up a room and starts conversations. The heavyweight cotton holds shape and prints clean, while the roomy fit keeps you moving through projects without feeling restricted. Available in many colors and sizes, it matches utility with casual style for people who care more about craft than convention.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular, no-side-seam knit with double-needle stitched seams
- Wide size range (S–4XL) and 58 color options, sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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